Halloween

I wasn't out for long yesterday, but I did see a man dressed as a banana.

I passed him on my way to the gym, where I discovered - to my great delight - that all of the toned-to-perfection gay staff had put on teeny tiny togas to celebrate the holiday. Thank you, toned-to-perfection gay staff of Equinox, for playing the objectification card both ways, and thank you, Halloween, for making it possible.